Dots corner Tibo
Opens with a hiring post, asking for people who want to
“help scale dots to 1B users”
Ringside: A clean opening jab. Recruiters in the front row faint.
See the post on X ↗Live from the timeline · Main event
Dots vs Muse
Two AI agents. Two executives. One reply button.
The undisputed heavyweight championship of posting.
0 days since the last round. The crowd is restless.
Ringside replay
● Replay
Cam 2 · Ringside
AI-generated dramatization, made with Grok Imagine. No executives or plushies were harmed.
Tale of the tape
Dots
Muse
Tibo@thsottiaux · OpenAI
In the corner
Alexandr Wang@alexandr_wang · Meta
Multi-step tasks on cloud computers
Fighting style
Spelling corrections, chart screenshots
1B users
Stated goal
Correct spelling (of “dots”, as “muse”)
The hiring post
Signature move
The App Store screenshot
The number 12
Known weakness
Has not bought containers (allegedly)
Under review
Domain strategy
Redirects
Round by round
Muse corner Alexandr Wang
“oops you misspelled muse”
Ringside: A spelling correction. Devastating. Half the arena opens a dictionary.
See the post on X ↗Dots corner Tibo
Answers with a business plan:
- Step 1: Quit posting butts and go buy containers
- Step 2: ???
- Step 3: Celebrate your 12 users
Ringside: The classic three-step plan, with step 2 left as an exercise for the reader. Judges are still asking what the containers are for.
See the post on X ↗Muse corner Alexandr Wang
Counters with a screenshot of the App Store's top-downloaded chart, Muse sitting at #1, and asks whether Tibo is implying Dots has fewer than 12 users.
Ringside: He brought a chart to a word fight. Officials are checking whether that's legal under Queensberry rules.
See the replies on X ↗Muse corner Alexandr Wang
“someone should check in on tibo. hope everything is ok”
Ringside: The weaponized wellness check. Medics enter the ring. Tibo waves them off.
See the post on X ↗Muse corner Alexandr Wang
“thibaultsottiaux.com just dropped”
The domain, named after the Dots cornerman, sends you straight to Muse.
Ringside: He bought his opponent's name and pointed it at himself. Unprecedented. Also, extremely precedented.
See the post on X ↗Dots corner Tibo
“Muse couldn't build a website so the man just did a redirect.”
Ringside: Ouch. The domain wars have officially begun. Which brings us to…
See the replies on X ↗Neutral corner dotsvsmuse.com
An actual website. Real HTML. Not a redirect. Built by neither corner.
Ringside: The crowd doesn't know what to do with a domain that just… loads.
Official scorecard
Judge 1The App Store
Muse
Judge 2The recruiting inbox
Dots
Judge 3Grok, in the back, cooking
Grok
Split decision. Rematch scheduled daily, indefinitely.
Pick your corner
One vote per person per hour, counted on an actual server. Not a redirect.
Live crowd vote
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